HOW TO STEAL A FOWL is one viral thing people are laughing over on social media. Giving how the demand for doing this has gone high, Vim Buzz has decided to break down a step-by-step guide on how to successfully steal a fowl or chicken.
Stealing a fowl requires special skill. If you’re caught, you are on your own. From someone’s 20 years experience, we have combined a guideline to help you in your choice of career.
1: First locate your Choice fowl and monitor it
Before you can steal a fowl, you need to locate your choice and monitor it closely. By monitoring, we mean you need to know where it sleeps — the routine of the fowl, among other things.
2: Wait till it gets dark, then get ready for some adventure
Stealing a fowl in broad daylight is a very bad idea since you can be caught in the act. So you need to wait till nighttime to strike. That is why we mentioned earlier that you must monitor the fowl closely to know where it sleeps so that when you are going on the operation, you would not suffer any hitches.
3: Wear oversized shirt and trousers(you will know why later)
It is key to wear an oversized shirt and trousers. You will get to know why later in this post, but just know that you have to prepare an oversized shirt or trousers on stand-by pending the stealing operation.
4: Go with a torch.(flash once in a while)
Since you are going in the night, don’t forget your torch. It can become very useful. It doesn’t matter that you have already monitored and know where the fowl sleeps. Just take a torch along.
5: Make sure you don’t distract the fowls ..don’t allow anyone to see you
When going, make sure you walk gently and silently. In fact, tiptoe to the place and make sure you do so in the most discreet manner. You know how much of noise fowls can make if they detect danger. They will shout and you may get into trouble. Also, make sure no one sees you. Cos that person can blow an alarm.
6: Point the torch directly to your fowl’s eyes and make your move(throw full length)
When you finally get there, this is why the torch is needed—- point the torch directly on the yes of the fowl. It will render it visionless. They can’t be able to see in the presence of too much light. So this would make it not to run away from you.
7. Once you’ve caught the fowl, close the mouth immediately to avoid noise
Make sure you grab the fowl by the head and close its mouth to avoid the noise. One noise can alert the owners to come for you so you must be very cautious with this.
8. Put the fowl inside your shirt and hold firmly with your two hands
Now this is where the big shirt or trouser becomes needed. Put the fowl inside your shirt and hold it firmly with your two hands. This would prevent them from struggling.
9. Pretend as if cold is catching you and walk out of that area
Walk slowly as if you are sick. Walking too fast could arouse suspicions. Just walk gently until you get home.’
10. Go enjoy your work
Make sure and prepare some pepper soup cos it wasn’t an easy operation. Haha haha
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