Is No Nut November Stupid?

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For whatever reason, when November rolls around, a select few decide to participate in the internet’s self-celibacy challenge: No Nut November.

As absurd as it may sound, the celibacy challenge has a sizable online following. It even has its own dedicated subreddit, r/nonutnovember, with over 134,000 “nut cumrades” and 3,000 “nut spectators.”

No Nut November, also known as “coitus reservatus” or “The Contest” by Seinfeld fans, requires participants to refrain from having sex, masturbating, or watching anything pornographic during the month of November. There are no “three strikes and you’re out” rules in baseball, unlike the good old American pastime. You only have one shot, so make it count.

Those who choose to take part in the event claim it has a plethora of health benefits. Kanye West, the self-proclaimed musical genius and Hitler apologist, declared on his official Twitter account that he is participating in the challenge to cleanse his malleable mind. This demonstrates what going through divorce court does to an MF.

Is No Nut November Stupid?

No-Nut November is a ridiculous mash-up of religious fanaticism, pseudoscience, racism, sexism, and anti-Semitism. Reasonable people would never do such a thing.

Source: Vimbuzz.com

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